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Fate/Stay Night - 08

February 25, 2006 on 9:08 pm | In Fate Stay Night |

Shirou may be dumb, but at least he knows how to pimp it wit da ladies.

Summary

We’re back to Shirou and Shinji having a little chat with some creepy decor (who uses candles for lighting anymore?). Shinji tries to convince Shirou to have mad homo sex with him and forget about Rin, but Shirou’s all like, “Hello noz, biatch, I likes me some titties!” and Shinji’s all, “But that Rin one wicked mutha,” and I’m like, “Less penis, more Saber!”

After leaving Shinji’s abode, he meets up with Issei and yaoi happens. Hot yaoi that involves the exchange of information between the two. Shinji had told Shirou about a witch eating spirits in the mountain where Issei’s temple is, so he asks Issei what’s up at the monks’ place. He says everything is fine except this beautiful woman has started staying there recently and weird occurrences have started since then.

Shirou gets home to be scolded by Saber and Rin for returning late and making them worry. He then tells them all about Shinji and their little talk, including the info he got about the witch. Saber wants to go there immediately but Rin quiets her and they decide not to. Rin then announces that she will be moving into Shirou’s house and demands a room. Both Saber and Shirou object (for different reasons), but Rin has her way.

As a token of gratitude, Rin is preparing to cook dinner for them that night when Sakura comes to the door, as usual. When she finds out about Rin staying there, too, she looks devastated. But Rin puts that bitch in her place and tells her she is no longer needed at the Emiya household, can leave now, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. Surprisingly, Sakura doesn’t take it and just continues on inside to make dinner. Fujinee arrives and is also apalled at the idea of Rin staying, but Rin outsmarts her and gets her way.

That night, Saber and Shirou argue about going to attack the Master/witch at Issei’s temple. When everyone else is asleep, Saber leaves the house to go there, and a mysterious figure is waiting for her.

Episode Review

Yay! You all have to face the facts! Fate/Stay Night is a harem show! Which I love! I guess I am just a girl, but the tension between the ladies is way more fascinating than the actual storyline. But at least things are heating up. Hopefully the connections between the characters will save the anime because the battles aren’t too memorable and the action too severe. At least a new plot element has been introduced (Shinji/Rider duo, and the “witch” on top of the mountain at Issei’s temple).

I have to hand it to ya, Shirou, you sure have a way with da womenz, because all you had to do was play fool and they flocked to you. Like Servants to Masters. Har har. Oh and something would have to be horribly wrong (or hard ghey) with Shirou for him to choose Shinji over Rin as allies. I mean, come on. Shinji can’t offer you boobs, cute hair, and little short skirts, though I guess Rider packs a lot more than Rin. And the blindfold/whip combination’s more than a little kinky. Toss-up? I don’t know, I’d rather roll with Rin than shake with Shinji. Okay, that was just lame.

I found Issei’s pretending to be heterosexual quite amusing. I still think he is as flaming as they come, and I’m just waiting for some hot yaoi scene. Okay, not really, but…ISSEI IN A DRESS FTW!

“Damn right, Sakura! You best not step between me and mah man!” Rin. Rocks. So. Hard. Maybe she sounded a bit harsh when she tried to shoo Sakura away, but someone had to say it. I mean, with two womenz sleeping over already and cooking his food, I doubt Shirou needs his annoying kohai around to Kaede the place up. And, GASP! First-name status! What happened to enemies-turned-allies-turned-friends? Now it’s like total sex time between the two. And Saber definitely seemed pissed about it. I want skimpy bikini mud wrestling, and I want it now! I wonder how Sakura will try to up the odds since now TWO women of higher caliber are invading her territory. Tension is mounting! Meanwhile, Shirou acts like he’s not even interested when Saber tries to force herself on him. What kind of man would refuse a hottie like Saber or Rin trying to get into his bed? A ghey one, that’s what. Maybe he should invite Issei over instead. :3

And what’s Fujinee’s right to do anything about the situation? She’s not really much of a guardian to Shirou, so she should mind her own business and stop coming over. He should be able to sleep with as many beautiful women as he wants.

And…to all those who argued with me about Shirou not dying the past episodes…He said he was killed! He referred to the past battles and said he didn’t want to get KILLED again, and he definitely meant killed since he used the word 殺す (korosu: to kill). So, hah! Or something of that nature.

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First comment!

Comment by Anonymous — February 25, 2006 #
The sexual tension is so thick and yet so absurd at the same time. I was surprised that Sakura stood her ground and scampered off to get Shirou a sandwich and a beer. The girl has moves, that’s for sure.

And Taiga is just made everyone is mooching off the food and leaving less for her.

Comment by Kabitzin — February 25, 2006 #
This episode furthers my suspicions about Rin and Sakura going all weird when they are near each other.

Also, Shinji is probably the slimiest little shit I’ve ever seen.

Comment by Fencedude — February 26, 2006 #
>>>He said he was killed! He referred to the past battles and said he didn’t want to get KILLED again, and he definitely meant killed since he used the word 殺す (korosu: to kill). So, hah! Or something of that nature.

Yes, but it doesn’t really make sense in the storyline. Magecraft only does things that technology can currently do (except with spiffier effects), and technology can’t bring the dead back to life, there’s no way that Rin could have ‘resurrected’ Shirou. Maybe a script goof?

Comment by tragicsmile — February 26, 2006 #
Maybe he’s is a cyborg designed to facilitate instrumentality… nah scrap that.

Comment by Chris — February 26, 2006 #
How practical is Rider’s dress? Or Saber’s one for that matter? Oh yeah, fanservice…
And why didn’t Shinji attack Shirou?
Damn, those people aren’t in war, they’re pimping each other…

Anyway, Rin RULES! And Archer need to come back very fast!

Comment by eurys — February 26, 2006 #
I just looked at the edited screencap with Issei and fell off my chair, Rofl

Stop abusing the poor monk guy haha

Comment by conrath — February 26, 2006 #
>tragicsmile: Maybe so. I bet the writers are confusing themselves with all the tangles set up and no real resolutions or plot-furthering and just more harem.

>eurys: I was wondering about the dresses myself. Especially Saber’s. I mean, talk about umbrella-status. She could be her own self-sufficient Mary Poppins. I don’t see how that can be comfortable, durable, or easy to maneuver in. Maybe she should rethink the lampshade.

>conrath: :D I’m glad it amused someone.

Comment by Saria — February 26, 2006 #
> I want skimpy bikini mud wrestling, and I want it now!

Watashi mo!

^_^

Comment by Wyk72 — March 1, 2006 #
[…] The realism of the show is still strong, even if it is a little corny that Fumihiko happens to develop an ad that needs a seiyuu that Aka happens to be perfect for. It is still more probable than aliens turning a boy into a girl, a boy living with a sexy magus and knight, or a vampire girl falling in love with a human, though. Not that I don’t like those. But the realistic approach to REC combined with the usual humor and cute romance is what really attracts me to the anime. […]

Pingback by Sama Zama » REC - 02 — March 1, 2006 #
Now what about that Assassin? My guess is that he is Andy Rooney. (I know a little something-something that Servants don’t need to be from the past). I mean, look at those horrendous eyebrows! Anyone who keeps his eyebrows in such disarray must be Andy Rooney.

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